by Jamie Ramsey (age 12)

I sold a guy some stolen stim; somebody snitched on me.
I broke a bully’s nose and chin; somebody snitched on me.
I cut off almost all my hair, kissed an azrin on a dare,
Shot holes just ’bout everywhere; somebody snitched on me.

I’m gettin’ nuttin’ for Christmas. Mommy and Daddy are mad.
I’m gettin’ nuttin’ for Christmas, ‘Cause I ain’t been nuttin’ but bad.

I played cards with pirate scum; somebody snitched on me.
I fouled the engines with some gum; somebody snitched on me.
I tinted slogans on a wall, haven’t been to school since fall,
I lost Bradley at the mall, cuz somebody snitched on me.

I’m gettin’ nuttin’ for Christmas. Mommy and Daddy are mad.
I’m gettin’ nuttin’ for Christmas, ‘Cause I ain’t been nuttin’ but bad.

I won’t be seeing Santa Claus; somebody snitched on me.
He says I should obey laws, and somebody snitched on me.
Next year I’ll be playing smart. All my plans won’t fall apart.
Pranks and hijinks a la carte; no one’ll snitch on me.

I’ll get something, next Christmas. Mommy and Daddy are dumb.
I’ll get something, next Christmas, ‘Cause I won’t get caught at my fun.

So you’d better watch out, whatever you do,
Snitch on me and you’ll be through. And you’ll get nuttin’ for Christmas.